are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
(Source: misseffietrinket, via why-complain)
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
(via onedream-a-millionstars)
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via pitchblackglow)

